Hope you had a great labor day. We enjoyed the long weekend, the weather around here was great after a pounding by Ernesto on Friday. Got to get on the highway for a few miles and had a great time. Now it is back to work!
Since we slacked off yesterday, here is Monday’s Joke a day late.
Blonde Cookbook
MONDAY: It’s fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel foodcake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
TUESDAY: Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn’t dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper.
WEDNESDAY: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can’t say it improved the rice any.
THURSDAY: Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.
FRIDAY: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this Recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
SATURDAY: Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy) For some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.
SUNDAY: Tom’s folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.
Have a GREAT week!
Take Care - Ride FREE
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Okay, Hersey… I can take it as well as the next blonde. But, I can dish it out, too! ;-)
Why are all blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
Why do men like blonde jokes? Because they can understand them.
The battle has been engaged! This will be fun. LOL