Monday’s Joke - Office Parties!

Sorry I missed the Friday Eye Candy last week. Actually I am sorry I have not been posting much. Things have been really busy, and when I get a break I am out on the road.

I have some pics from the Smoke Out last month that I am going to get posted to the gallery this week. I will post an entry about them when I get them up.

We also have a few great new stickers that we added to our inventory so be sure to check them out!

Now on to the joke:

John, woke up after the annual Spring office party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

‘Louise,’ he moaned, ‘tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?’

‘Even worse,’ she said, her voice oozing scorn. ‘You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face.’

‘He`s an asshole,’ John said. ‘Piss on him.’

‘You did,’ came the reply. ‘And he fired you.’

‘Well, screw him!’ said John.

‘I did. You`re back at work on Monday.’

Have a great week!


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