Monday’s Joke - Redneck Romance

Back for the SmokeOut and we had a blast. Will post a bit more about it later.

Sorry about missing the Friday Eye Candy. Got busy trying to get on the road Friday morning and did not have time to post it. The Friday Eye Candy will be back this Friday.

Now on to the joke….

Redneck Romance

The Italian says, “When I’ve a finished a makin’a da love with’ ah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstacy.”

The Frenchman replies. “Zat is noting, when Ah’ve finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss allze way down her body, and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy.”

The redneck says, “That aint nothing. When I’ve finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my weener on the curtains. She hits the freakin’ ceiling!

Have a great week!

Take Care - Ride FREE

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