Redneck Pickup Lines
1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? cuz I’d like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.
8) Man - “Fat Penguin!” Woman - “WHAT?” Man - “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.”
9) I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer “bed-rock.”
10) I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
and…. the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench…every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
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Have a Great Week!
Take Care - Ride FREE
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