Redneck Pickup Lines

1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? cuz I’d like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.

8) Man – “Fat Penguin!” Woman – “WHAT?” Man – “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.”

9) I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer “bed-rock.”

10) I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

and…. the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench…every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

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