Don’t try this at home :)
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The other day, I was blastin down I35 around 85-90mph. When I blew under this overpass. Well just my luck, there was a Texas State Trooper lurking on the other side, and you guessed it he pulled me over!
He asked me why I was in such a hurry.
I informed him that it was “work related.”
He asked me what kind of work I do.
I told him that I install “Rectum Stretchers”
“Rectum Strtchers??” He asked. “What is that?”
“Well” I said “I install this device into a persons rectom and enguage it and it stretches out the rectum. After doing this repeatedly using a larger stretcher each time, after awhile you wind up with a 6′ asshole.” “At present, I am late for an appointment.”
To this he replies, “A 6′ asshole? What would anyone do with a 6′ asshole?”
“Well” I said, “They usually put then in squad cars and hide them next to overpasses.”
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Have a great week!
Take Care - Ride FREE!
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