Hope everyone had a great weekend. Here is you Monday Joke….

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn’t feeling too good that morning.

I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,” Happy
Birthday!” and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn’t
even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well,
that’s wives for you, the children will remember. The children came in to
breakfast and didn’t say a word. So when I left for the office, I was
feeling pretty low and despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, “Good morning, Boss,
“Happy Birthday”. And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I
worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, “You know, it’s
such a beautiful day outside, and it’s your birthday, let’s go to lunch,
just you and me.”

I said, “By George, that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day. ‘Let’s
go!” We went to lunch. We didn’t go where we normally go; instead we went
out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch
tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, “You know, it’s such
a beautiful day. We don’t need to go back to the office, do we?” I said,
“No, I guess not.” She said, “Let’s go to my apartment.” After arriving at
her apartment, she said, “Boss, if you don’t mind, I think I’ll go into the
bedroom and slip into something more comfortable”. “Sure!” I excitedly
replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying
a huge birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our
friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there… on the couch… naked

:)

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