Archive for April, 2007
Howdy all,
This weekend was a big weekend for Lethal Threat Decals and we sold out of several of the designs we carry. Don’t worry though we have more on the way!
Not only are we replenishing our current stock of Lethal Threat Stickers but we also have several new designs on the way. We should have the shipment in by Wednesday afternoon.
Thanks
Take Care – Ride FREE
Hope you had a great weekend. The weather here in south eastern VA was awesome yesterday so me and Sandy spent a fair bit of time running the streets. Hope you were able to get out for a ride yourself.
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Two bikers are pulled up at a stop sign. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting by.
He pulls the bike to the side of the road, gets off, stands by its side, takes off his helmet, and bows his head. The procession passes by the intersection and the biker puts on his helmet, gets back on the bike, and starts it up.
The other biker comes over and says, “That was touching. I didn’t know you had it in you.”
The first biker responds, “Well, I guess it was the right thing to do – after all, I was married to her for 40 years.”
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Hope you have a good week – now get to work!
Take Care – Ride FREE
Check out this incredibly hot blonde biker babe. WOW! – not a whole lot more I can add to that. She is gorgeous!
Hope you have a great weekend. Be careful out there.
Take Care – Ride FREE
Check out these new stickers we just added to our catalog:
 Stupidity Is Not A Crime So You’re Free To Go! |
 Being A Crabby Bitch Is Just Part of My Charm |
 13 |
 No Fat Chicks! |
We add new stickers just about every week and you can always check out all of our new biker stickers here.
Enjoy!
Take Care – Ride FREE
Check out the ChopperStickers.com Biker Photo Gallery.
Not may pictures there, but hopefully there will be. I posted some pictures from our trip to Biketoberfest last year and pictures of mine and Sandy’s bike. Feel free to upload your own pictures to the gallery. Just note that they will not appear until we have a look at them first.
We really want to see your stickers. It doesn’t matter if you got them from ChopperStickers.com or not we just want to see ‘em – so upload away.
Visit the gallery here – http://gallery.chopperstickers.com/
Enjoy!
Take Care – Ride FREE
A son asked his mother the following question: “Mom, why are wedding dresses white?”
The mother looks at her son and replies, “Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.”
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
“Dad why are wedding dresses white?” The father looks at his son in surprise and says, “Son, all household appliances come in white.”
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Hope you had a great weekend. Now GET TO WORK!
Take Care – Ride FREE
A few new biker helmet stickers added just in time for the weekend.
 Instant Asshole Just Add Alcohol! |
 Tattoo Power |
 I Have A Hard Time Remembering Names Can I Call You Asshole? |
We have even more new stickers on the way so be sure to keep checking back.
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Take Care – Ride FREE
Hope you had a great week. A couple of weeks ago we were welcoming in Spring, someone forgot to tell the weather man. It has been chilly around here the last week or so but things are looking up for the weekend. Hope you have a great one.
Now let’s kick off the weekend with a hot looking blonde posing with a bad ass chopper.
Yep that should get your motor running!
Have a great weekend, hope you can get out and enjoy it.
Take Care – Ride FREE
Check out these cool new Lethal Threat Stickers we just got in this weekend.
 POW-MIA Skull Flag Decal |
 MIA USA Skull Decal |
 Biker Skull Decal |
 Confederate Skull Decal |
Check out all of our new sticker designs here! We are adding more stickers all the time!
Take Care – Ride FREE
Redneck Pickup Lines
1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? cuz I’d like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.
8) Man – “Fat Penguin!” Woman – “WHAT?” Man – “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.”
9) I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer “bed-rock.”
10) I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
and…. the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench…every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
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Have a Great Week!
Take Care – Ride FREE
