Archive for January, 2007
Just got a few new stickers in!
These here have got to be my favorite picture stickers yet. Check out the Trucker Mudflap Girls.
We have 2 different ones, one that faces left and one that faces right. The silhouette of the girl is black and has a white border. Just like all of our stickers they are screen printed on high quality UV resistant vinyl - and they are MADE IN THE USA!
We also added a few other new helmet stickers. You can find all the new stickers here.
Take Care - Ride FREE
Don’t try this at home :)
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The other day, I was blastin down I35 around 85-90mph. When I blew under this overpass. Well just my luck, there was a Texas State Trooper lurking on the other side, and you guessed it he pulled me over!
He asked me why I was in such a hurry.
I informed him that it was “work related.”
He asked me what kind of work I do.
I told him that I install “Rectum Stretchers”
“Rectum Strtchers??” He asked. “What is that?”
“Well” I said “I install this device into a persons rectom and enguage it and it stretches out the rectum. After doing this repeatedly using a larger stretcher each time, after awhile you wind up with a 6′ asshole.” “At present, I am late for an appointment.”
To this he replies, “A 6′ asshole? What would anyone do with a 6′ asshole?”
“Well” I said, “They usually put then in squad cars and hide them next to overpasses.”
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Have a great week!
Take Care - Ride FREE!
We made it. We survivied the first week of the new year!
Now for the reward!
This sexy biker babe is Amanda. Amanda use to have her own site with a lot more great pictures of her but it is gone now. Not sure why. She is one hot looking biker babe.
Hope everyone has a great weekend. Be safe out there!
Take Care - Ride FREE
ChopperStickers.com
I have set up a new Biker Link Directory on ChopperStickers.com.
If you have a MOTORCYCLE or BIKER related website you are welcome to add you link here. Motorcycle and biker sites only!
If you do add a link please link back to ChopperStickers.com. This is not required for your site to be listed in the directory, but it is very much appreciated. If you do want to link to us you can find ChopperStickers.com Banners here.
Take Care - Ride FREE
I know it is Tuesday, but yesterday was a holiday so here is Monday’s Joke:
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A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him
what he is drinking.
“Magic Beer,” he says. She thinks he’s a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says, “That isn’t really Magic Beer, is it?”
“Yes, I’ll show you.” He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times and comes back in the window. The lady can’t believe it:
“I bet you can’t do that again.”
He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window.
She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the bartender, “Give her one of what I’m having.” She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies. The bartender looks up at the guy and says,
“You know, Superman, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk.”
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Hope you have a great one!
Happy New Year!
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