Archive for August, 2006
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Stop in and howdy.
If you have not checked it out before MySpace is a pretty interesting place, lots of folks there including a lot of bikers.
Stop by and have a look around.
It’s almost Friday so stay tuned for this weeks Eye Candy!
Take Care – Ride FREE
Send us a picture of your biker stickers in action. It doesn’t matter where you picked them up at, whether or not you bought them from us, at a biker rally or event, at your local motorcycle shop, or even from another website. Send us your pictures of where you display your biker stickers.
Stick ‘em on your helmet, your bike, your refrigerator, your ol’ lady, whereever. Take a pic and send it to sales@chopperstickers.com
If we post them on the site we will send you a coupon for 10% off your next order of biker helmet stickers from us.
Get creative but try and keep it at least somewhat PG. Hell even if it is not PG send them on, probably won’t get posted on the site, but it will probably still get you a 10% coupon.
Also we would love to hear what you have to say about our site, our stickers, and your experience shopping at ChopperStickers.com. We are looking for customer testimonials, if you send us a comment about our site and we publish it on our customer testimonials page we will send you a coupon for 10% off your next order from our store.
Use this form to send us your comments or email us at sales@chopperstickers.com
Take Care – Ride FREE
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This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer.
After he picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an old biker trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free from rust. The dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and put it on the chrome before it rains, and everything will be fine. He happily pays for the bike and leaves.
A few months later, the young man meets a woman and falls in love. She asks him to come home and meet her parents over dinner. He readily accepts and the date is set. At the appointed time, he picks her up on his Harley and they ride to her parents house. Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes.
After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to break the silence and get stuck doing the dishes. After a long fifteen minutes, the young man decides to speed things up, so he reaches over and kisses his woman in front of her family. No one says a word.
Emboldened, he slips his hand under her blouse and fondles her breasts. Still no one says a word.
Finally, he throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of everyone. No one says a word.
Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs her mother and throws HER on the table. They have even wilder sex. Still no one speaks. By now he is thinking what to do next when he hears thunder in the distance. His first thought is to protect the chrome on his Harley, so he gets his jacket, reaches in his pocket and pulls out his jar of Vaseline.
The father says, “Okay dammit, I’ll do the dishes!”
Have a great week!
Take Care – Ride FREE
TGIF!
Now for some Friday Eye Candy!
Here is a hot blonde biker babe from over at BMS Choppers. She is looking good on a nice looking metric custom.
She is so hot I couldn’t stop at just one. So here is one more pic of this hot babe.
Very nice!
A couple more pics of her and some other hot bikes and babes in the BMS Choppers Photo Gallery.
Lastnight we added several more helmet sticker designs to our inventory so visit the store to check them out.
Have a great weekend.
Take Care – Ride FREE
I took these pics at Willie’s Tropical Tattoo in Daytona last year at Biketoberfest. The Horse Magazine was having an old school chopper show and there were some totally sick bikes there (Will feature some more of them later).
A great looking Harley Davidson Fatboy with the Twin Cam motor, primary, hell everything powder coated black. It looked really good with the white tank and fenders. Really like how the ape hangers and hand controls looked all blacked out.
If you make it down to Biketoberfest this year (which is only about 2 months away – can’t wait) it is worth it to stop by Willie’s and check out his work and the bikes in the parking lot.
Not sure if The Horse is having the show again this year, could not find anything about it on their site, but if they do it is definitly worth checking out.
New product at ChopperStickers.com! Fake .38 Caliber Bullet Holes
Bullet hole stickers and decals give the illusion of bullet holes and scratches, without the damage! These bullet hole stickers & decals are washable and weatherproof, and will not harm paint surfaces. Easy to apply and remove.
Stick them on your helmet, bike, car, truck, atv, whatever.
Get 2 fake bullet hole stickers for a buck.
More new stickers coming soon!
A successful gynecologist decides to fulfill his life’s dream: give up medical practice and become a motorcycle mechanic.
So he gets out of the medical business and enrolls at a mechanic’s seminar with Harley Davidson.
After many weeks of training comes the final examination, taking apart and then re-assembling a randomly chosen Harley engine.
He grabs his tools and sets to work, but soon he gets worried: while he is still working on the valve-covers, everybody else is already busy with removing the cylinder heads.
He falls more and more behind, and as he is just starting to put it all back together, everybody else is already finished.
He manages to put the engine back together, barely in time before the exam ends.
Because it took him so much longer than everybody else, he goes straight to the teacher to ask how he performed.
“Well,” the teacher says, “out of one hundred possible points you scored 150.” “But how is that possible?” the ex-gynecologist asks.
“Well, it breaks down to this: You get fifty points for correctly taking the engine apart. And you get another fifty points for putting it back together perfectly.” “And what did I get those additional fifty points for?”
“For doing it all through the exhaust.”
Made it through another one!
Here we have a sexy blonde babe Ericka making the Exile Cycles Biker Build-off trike look even better.
The weather here in southeastern VA is suppose to be right on this weekend so the wife and I are going to get some miles on the road.
Have a great weekend.
Take Care – Ride FREE!
Put together a new 120×60 banner for ChopperStickers.com lastnight.
http://www.chopperstickers.com/images/ads/120×60chopperstickers-ani.gif
Feel free to use it or any of our other banners to link to us. (Hot linking to the banners is OK).
If you do add a link to ChopperStickers.com on your website drop us a note and we will add a link back to yours (motorcycle/biker related sites only please).
It’s almost Friday – stay tuned for this weeks Eye Candy!
Take Care – Ride FREE
