Archive for July, 2006
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.
They’re all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. “I want to be gorgeous,” and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says “I want to be gorgeous too.” Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:
“Make ‘em all ugly again.
NEXT TIME YOU’RE LAST IN LINE. BE HAPPY.
Here you go a sexy blonde biker babe for your Friday Eye Candy treat.
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!
We have added several new helmet sticker designs to our inventory. Here are just a few of the new stickers:
I’m Not Afraid to Go Fast It’s Crashin’ &’ Burin’ That Sucks!
Sorry I’m Late But Fuckin’ Off Takes Time
Check out all of our biker helmet stickers here.
We try to add a few new sticker designs every week or so. If you do not see one you are looking for let us know.
Take Care – Ride FREE
I know it is practically the middle of summer, who needs riding leathers now… Well believe it or not it is nearly August and the cool nights will be here before you know it.
If you are in the market for some riding leathers check out Fox Creek Leather.
Fox Creek Leather is a family owned, family run leather manufacturer and retailer located in the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia.
They carry a huge line of motorcycle leathers including riding jackets, gloves, vests, chaps, saddle bags, tool bags, and more. Their leather is high quality stuff and most of their products are manufactured by them right here in the good ol’ USA.
If you are looking for a new leather jacket, vest, or nice set of leather gloves check them out. I personally wear several pieces of Fox Creek Leather gear when the weather gets cool. Great stuff and you cannot beat their customer service. All of their leathers are also covered by a lifetime guarantee – now that is kick ass.
Stop by and check them out.
Several new biker helmet sticker designs will be added later this week. Make sure you stop by and check them out! http://www.chopperstickers.com/
For Some There’s Therapy For The Rest of Us There’s Motorcycles
Take Care – Ride FREE
Hope you had a great weekend. Here is a little something to help get your Monday started off right. Enjoy…
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a motorcycle when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage,
“Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?”
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,
“So, Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix ‘em, put ‘em back in and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?”
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered to the mechanic …
“Try doing it with the engine running!”
This hot biker babe was seen at the Horse’s Smoke Out VII.
I am not sure who took the picture of this great looking babe but I think I found it over in the Club Chopper photo gallery. Not sure what her name is, where she is from or any of that, but I do know she is one sexy biker chick and thats not a bad looking scoot she is straddling there.
Take Care – Ride FREE
Have a GREAT weekend!
Snapped a few pictures of this 1947 Harley Davidson Knucklehead in the bike show at the ABATE of VA State Rally last weekend.
It was in the bike show at the rally and it is obvious that the owner keeps it in excellent condition. The numbers on the cases looked to be originial and there were a lot of great details on the bike. Not sure if it won any trophies, I did not stick around to hear who the winners were, but this bike was one of the best looking scoots out there.
Male Rape Drug … Be Carefull!
The following is an important announcement:
Police warn all clubbers, partygoers, and unsuspecting bar regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new date rape drug on the market called “beer” is used by many females to target unsuspecting men.
The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large “kegs.”
“Beer” is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of “beer” and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.
After several “beers” men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking “beer,” men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life’s savings in a familiar scam known as “a relationship.” It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as “marriage.”
Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after “beer” is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious “beer” and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.
For the support group nearest you, just look up “Golf Courses” in the yellow pages.
My buddies Beach and Train just issued a PRWeb Press Release about their site The Beach Cruiser
They have a really great site with a lot of custom motorcycle industry news so stop by and check them out.
The Beach Cruiser Press Release:
Dahlonega, GA (PRWEB) July 17, 2006 — Custom Motorcycle Talk by BeachCruiser is a website that began only a few short months ago. The website is dedicated to the custom motorcycle industry and the men and women who make it happen, custom choppers, Biker Build-Off, and custom builders. The folks at thebeachcruiser.com are constantly looking for any information that those who are passionate about motorcycles want to know. We bring our readers information on custom builders such as Billy Lane, Jesse Rooke, Dave Perewitz, Gypsy Charros, Matt Hotch, Rick Fairless, AMC1902, Jerry Covington, Kendall Johnson and more. We also cover events such as Sturgis, Laconia, and Daytona.
Read the rest of the release here… http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/7/prweb412253.htm
Take Care – Ride FREE
